Moving To A New Home With A Garden T-Shirts

Sheds

'That plant food really works!'

"You must have a green thumb."

Secateurs/Non-Secateurs.

A cat planning to use a garden as a toilet

Planting veggies

Weeds

An old man growing berries

Positively Petersham

Sophisticated garden - low maintenance garden

Tree with Drain Pipe

Garden seeds - giant varieties

'I'm new at gardening -- How deep should the doo-doo be?'

Lawn and Order

Rake

Try to extinguish the potting shed...brush wood ash into a neat pile - it will make valuable plant food.

Let's get organized

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

Dog Dreams

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

Second hand furniture.

Lazy Octopus

Yardless: Please help

"Oh well, I guess I'm lucky that he's not a duck hunter."

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

'Frankly, I think watching paint dry has been given a bad press.'

'Can I invite my friends round to watch, Mom?'

'He does lack social skills.'

Snowman

'Betty liked the way her house provided lots of private space.'

Cat statues on entrance gate

Frog to other frog: 'Hey, nice pad.'