
The Gardener's Calendar: Get Your Mower Out of The Shed.
Start your mornings with a mug that celebrates your big yard move—bringing humor and cheer to your new outdoor lifestyle. Perfect for coffee or tea!
The Gardener's Calendar: Get Your Mower Out of The Shed.
Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.
"Oh well, I guess I'm lucky that he's not a duck hunter."
An old man growing berries
Ode to a Grill
Water the hydrangeas twice a week and trim as needed. The bromeliad only needs to be high-fived on Saturday, but you can give it high and low fives anytime you have a spare moment. Just, whatever you do, don't give it a "too slow" or it will turn inward and begin shutting down.
Positively Petersham
"I can't make it out - on the packet it said radishes."
-A garden uses a lot of water. -Most of it perspiration.
Planting veggies
"You must have a green thumb."
"Getting drunk grilling lettuce just isn't the same."
"Mom! Dad! Do something!"
Barbecue with man, cat and dog.
Mr. Cranky Pants Plants A Garden Part 9
Garden seeds - giant varieties
Weeds
We practically live out here in the summer.
'If I lived there, the first thing I'd do is have my head examined.'
'Nice barbecue, Normy!!'
'Our giant sale now on!'
"I'll race you to the top."
Apparently summer's going to start next month.
Rose
Tree with Drain Pipe
Better Gnomes.
Ovalifolium Longifora
"If we get a bigger place, we'll just accumulate more giraffes."
Sheds
Water Gardening: And you will find yourself thinking over many garden problems at the waterside.
There are many potent chemicals on the market...but private theories are often prefered.
Sophisticated garden - low maintenance garden
'Boy this is a great garden: You can taste the natural compost and fertilizer...'
'Wow, forts really do come with cavalry!'
Rake
Add some personality to your outdoor or indoor spaces with pillows that celebrate your new yard and home journey.
Decorate your walls with prints capturing the joy of your yard adventure—ideal for making your new place feel truly yours.
Find t-shirts that highlight your big yard move with witty and fun designs—ideal for outdoor gatherings or casual days at home.