Moving To A House With A Yard Mugs

"That was a stupid place to put the lawn mowings."

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

Doing the borders.

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

"Oh well, I guess I'm lucky that he's not a duck hunter."

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

Palms. When fully grown that species will provide some nice shade in your your yard. Fronds with benefits.

Taking it easy

An old man growing berries

Man is caught swimming on an inflable float in a moat by the knights.

Gondolier skimming up leaves in pool.

Ode to a Grill

Water the hydrangeas twice a week and trim as needed. The bromeliad only needs to be high-fived on Saturday, but you can give it high and low fives anytime you have a spare moment. Just, whatever you do, don't give it a "too slow" or it will turn inward and begin shutting down.

"Everything you say (or don't say) matters. Choose your words and intentions carefully."

'Hurray for indoor plumbing!'

"Next time don't use a herbed vinegar."

Positively Petersham

Beginning Yarder.

"I can't make it out - on the packet it said radishes."

' I gather you wish to reassign your lease, Higgins.'

Hello from the shed.

-A garden uses a lot of water. -Most of it perspiration.

Planting veggies

"You must have a green thumb."

'Has anybody seen the flyswatter?'

"He's right―there is something under the bed!"

I'm organizing the house. Can I help? Do you have any storage bins for stuff we don't use very often? Hold on. I have just the thing! Thanks, mom.

"Barney! Get down!"

Garden seeds - giant varieties

"Mom! Dad! Do something!"

Caution: use only under child supervison

'Eee,love - this place gives me a great idea for the spare bedroom!'

'Bar-B-Q lit yet?'

'Ever thought of having the place re-carpeted?'