Moving To A New House With A Backyard Mugs

"Getting drunk grilling lettuce just isn't the same."

Let's get organized

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

Doing the borders.

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

Second hand furniture.

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

Yardless: Please help

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

Lazy Octopus

"Oh well, I guess I'm lucky that he's not a duck hunter."

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

'Frankly, I think watching paint dry has been given a bad press.'

'Can I invite my friends round to watch, Mom?'

'He does lack social skills.'

'Betty liked the way her house provided lots of private space.'

An old man growing berries

Frog to other frog: 'Hey, nice pad.'

The Not-So Smart Meter

Cat statues on entrance gate

Taking it easy

"Again, are you sure I didn't mention about bringing your own 3-D glasses?"

Gondolier skimming up leaves in pool.

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

Ode to a Grill

"Someday, these will be installed in every home and business that wants to seem artsy."

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

'Hurray for indoor plumbing!'

'It's a farton, fartoff lamp!'

NYer uploaded by mod - "Come look, hon! We just got a new cactus!"