New House With Yard T-Shirts

'Nice barbecue, Normy!!'

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

Why it's bad when home owners change their minds about the bathroom's location late in a building project.

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

"Oh well, I guess I'm lucky that he's not a duck hunter."

Snowman

Ode to a Grill

Gardening#2

"We balanced our budget this month!"

Man finishing painting through flap in door.

"The new house is almost ready!"

"I'm afraid the price would make him toss and turn all night for months!"

'I think it's time we came to grips with our addiction to buying kayaks.'

'You had to put a skylight in didn't you?'

'First weeds of spring.'

-A garden uses a lot of water. -Most of it perspiration.

'C'mon! Speed it up! I've got a bottle of wine here that says it's meant to be drunk soon!'

"Can we get a bigger pool to accommodate all my floats?"

"Do you prefer the tile engineered to look like wood, or the wood engineered to look like tile?"

"When the researcher said we were going to a gated community, I had no idea what he meant."

Barbecue

Barbecue with man, cat and dog.

"Getting drunk grilling lettuce just isn't the same."

'Oh look, the tide is coming in.'

'I think this is deep enough for the foundations!'

The Gardener's Calendar: Get Your Mower Out of The Shed.

Digging.

'Beware you don't trip over him!'

Apparently summer's going to start next month.

"I'll race you to the top."

Swing

Hello, Mr. and Mrs. Sebum! I think you'll love this property on the left side of the chin. It's a wonderful place to start a pimple."

If You See Something You Want, Whine!

"There's nothing like new carpeting to freshen up a place, I say."

Rose