Moving To A New House With Garden Gifts

Leaf raker sets fire to tree - the source of his anguish.

Let's get organized

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

Doing the borders.

Do you mind if we stop calling this a "starter house" now?

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

Second hand furniture.

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

Yardless: Please help

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

"Oh well, I guess I'm lucky that he's not a duck hunter."

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

Lazy Octopus

'Frankly, I think watching paint dry has been given a bad press.'

'Can I invite my friends round to watch, Mom?'

'He does lack social skills.'

Frog to other frog: 'Hey, nice pad.'

The Not-So Smart Meter

'Betty liked the way her house provided lots of private space.'

Taking it easy

An old man growing berries

Cat statues on entrance gate

Snowman

"Again, are you sure I didn't mention about bringing your own 3-D glasses?"

Ode to a Grill

Gondolier skimming up leaves in pool.

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

NYer uploaded by mod - "Come look, hon! We just got a new cactus!"

'Hurray for indoor plumbing!'

Instant Laundry Detergent, 'Just add water'.

"OK, last time: Cado teak lounge chair from Denmark – me. Doggy bed – you."