Moving To A New House With Garden Prints

Leaf raker sets fire to tree - the source of his anguish.

Let's get organized

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

Doing the borders.

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

Second hand furniture.

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

"Oh well, I guess I'm lucky that he's not a duck hunter."

Yardless: Please help

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

Lazy Octopus

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

'Frankly, I think watching paint dry has been given a bad press.'

'Can I invite my friends round to watch, Mom?'

'He does lack social skills.'

Cat statues on entrance gate

Taking it easy

The Not-So Smart Meter

'Betty liked the way her house provided lots of private space.'

Snowman

Frog to other frog: 'Hey, nice pad.'

An old man growing berries

"Again, are you sure I didn't mention about bringing your own 3-D glasses?"

Gondolier skimming up leaves in pool.

Ode to a Grill

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

"Someday, these will be installed in every home and business that wants to seem artsy."

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

'Hurray for indoor plumbing!'

NYer uploaded by mod - "Come look, hon! We just got a new cactus!"

'It's a farton, fartoff lamp!'