New Pool Owner Gifts

'When I said shock the pool, I meant with chlorine!'

'I think we're way beyond the point where algaecide is going to help!'

Seniors Snooker Tournament.

"This feels like an accomplishment."

'Every piece of equipment is hooked up to battery cells in the basement, and we actually sell electricity back to the power company!'

"This the first time you guys ever installed an above-ground pool?"

Gondolier skimming up leaves in pool.

'Sure, it's our pool. . . but who's going to tell him that?'

'Crushing empty beer cans is for wimps.'

'Swimming is the healthiest sport. . . Because it's the only one where you can't smoke while you're doing it.'

Swimming Prankster

'Hey, are you like me? Do you hate mowing around trees? ell, then THIS is the machine for you!'

Frank & Ernie's Health and Fitness Equipment for Elite Athletes. Our first delivery is there free weights we're taking to a golfer. He'll be working on his irons! This is going to a swimmer. A massage table for back strokes! A pro snowboarder bought this hyperbaric chamber. He wants to get big air! And we'll finish by taking the treadmill to a baseball player's basement gym. Of course ... for the home runs!

"Can we get a bigger pool to accommodate all my floats?"

"When I was your age, I had to ride fifteen miles on a little stationary bike while disco lights flashed and E.D.M. played in the background."

Joint Ventures!

"I gave up on the wheel and designed this. You'll thank me when electricity is invented."

Snorkeling: A Dollar A Minute

"The pH level seems a little off."

'Since hooking our generators up to your exercise machines, we've cut our fuel consumption by 25.'

'I'll say this for you young Thoreu - he certainly does make good use of his pond.'

Gym. I don't need to exercise --- I have an ab crunch on my smart phone!

To-Let Town Centre Map

'Will I still be married?'

Eager to get back out but want to limit your exposure? Come to Barry's barbershop, restaurant, gym 'n cinema.

Cruise.

"He may be 90 but he's got the body of an 85 year old."

"Do you have a motorized one?"

Macho man body building club.

Easy chair exercise machines

Protein Powder Irony

Summer Sketches - The 4-sous baths

"Thank goodness you only bought him dumbbells."

Boxing gym: get your jabs here

A muscle pushing a body builders brain out of his skull.