New Pool Owner T-Shirts

'I think we're way beyond the point where algaecide is going to help!'

Seniors Snooker Tournament.

"This feels like an accomplishment."

"This the first time you guys ever installed an above-ground pool?"

Gondolier skimming up leaves in pool.

'Sure, it's our pool. . . but who's going to tell him that?'

'Crushing empty beer cans is for wimps.'

Swimming Prankster

'Swimming is the healthiest sport. . . Because it's the only one where you can't smoke while you're doing it.'

"When I was your age, I had to ride fifteen miles on a little stationary bike while disco lights flashed and E.D.M. played in the background."

"Can we get a bigger pool to accommodate all my floats?"

Joint Ventures!

"I gave up on the wheel and designed this. You'll thank me when electricity is invented."

'I'll say this for you young Thoreu - he certainly does make good use of his pond.'

'Since hooking our generators up to your exercise machines, we've cut our fuel consumption by 25.'

Eager to get back out but want to limit your exposure? Come to Barry's barbershop, restaurant, gym 'n cinema.

To-Let Town Centre Map

"The pH level seems a little off."

Cruise.

'Will I still be married?'

Snorkeling: A Dollar A Minute

"He may be 90 but he's got the body of an 85 year old."

Easy chair exercise machines

Macho man body building club.

"Do you have a motorized one?"

Protein Powder Irony

"Seriously, your body is incredible; mine is so disgusting!"

"Thank goodness you only bought him dumbbells."

A muscle pushing a body builders brain out of his skull.

Summer Sketches - The 4-sous baths

Boxing gym: get your jabs here

'Ok...on the count of three, we evolve into piranha.'