Paranoid Pool Owner T-Shirts

"I filled your pool with anitbacterial soap. It's just until the swine flu alert is over."

Seniors Snooker Tournament.

The Government's Got Your Back. And Wants Your Front As Well.

Trust

'Distracting the fish.'

"If it's nothing serious' why did you put on five pairs of gloves?"

Synchronized Diving: 10 & under division.

The Nervous Gourmet:Low-Risk Chicken

"Ok. . . who added the yellow?"

Synchronized Swim Team - Shark in the Water.

Chick Billiard Ball

Swim meet - sharks vs. humans

'... Get set... Wait! We forgot the water!'

A child plots to frighten his father with a fake shark fin.

'I don't know what it is...I just have this funny feeling like I'm being followed.'

'When I said shock the pool, I meant with chlorine!'

'Don't open that attachment!'

'For cryin' out loud. All I said was I thought I heard a noise outside last night!'

Diving into a Fake Pool

I don't care if it's a better workout, I'm not wearing ankle weights.

"All our devices are talking to each other - about me."

"...And never take candy from strangers -- They might be spies!"

'I don't care if your mother did insist you wear it to swimming lessons, go and take it off!'

'That ought to keep the neighbors from sneaking in and using the pool while we're away!'

'Wow! I thought that Charlie was just horsing around.'

Jello in the diving pool.

"I attract all the crypts."

What's wrong with me? I'm sure it's nothing. What's nothing? Absolutely nothing to worry about. "I'm sure it's nothing" are the evilest words in medicine!!! That's actually true.

"You didn't think I'd build this expensive pool and not stock it, did you?"

'I wear it when the pool's too crowded.'

"I wish to complain about the chlorine level in the swimming pool. . ."

Don't expect a big splash. There's no water in the pool.

Snake pretending to be a paddling pool.

Goldfish Owner.

Mr. Popularity.