Paranoid Pool Owner Mugs

"I filled your pool with anitbacterial soap. It's just until the swine flu alert is over."

Seniors Snooker Tournament.

The Government's Got Your Back. And Wants Your Front As Well.

Trust

'Distracting the fish.'

"If it's nothing serious' why did you put on five pairs of gloves?"

The Nervous Gourmet:Low-Risk Chicken

"Ok. . . who added the yellow?"

Swim meet - sharks vs. humans

'... Get set... Wait! We forgot the water!'

Chick Billiard Ball

A child plots to frighten his father with a fake shark fin.

'I don't know what it is...I just have this funny feeling like I'm being followed.'

'Don't open that attachment!'

"...And never take candy from strangers -- They might be spies!"

"All our devices are talking to each other - about me."

Diving into a Fake Pool

'I don't care if your mother did insist you wear it to swimming lessons, go and take it off!'

'Wow! I thought that Charlie was just horsing around.'

'That ought to keep the neighbors from sneaking in and using the pool while we're away!'

"I attract all the crypts."

'I wear it when the pool's too crowded.'

"You didn't think I'd build this expensive pool and not stock it, did you?"

"I wish to complain about the chlorine level in the swimming pool. . ."

Mr. Popularity.

Don't expect a big splash. There's no water in the pool.

Snake pretending to be a paddling pool.

Goldfish Owner.

'You can only come in if you've been CRB checked.'