New Aquarium Gifts

Fish eating smaller fish in a tank.

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

Seagiraffes

Horror movies

Piranhaclaus

"In the old days, we had to constantly feed the screensaver."

Lazy Octopus

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

"I think the ants are mooning me again."

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

"We’re a lending aquarium."

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

These species are only living off the coast of Southern California!

'Hmphh. Happy as clams, indeed. They're just all on Prozac.'

Leak in the fish tank.

"I don't do windows."

Fish Tank Label - Corporation Fish

'This fish isn't tank broken - I want a refund!'

"I think it loves us."

"These are my fish cymbalta, otezla, skyrizi, vraylar and stelara!"

"Take your first left and then keep turning left until you eventually float to the top."

"Well, this isn't really going anywhere if you don't like public displays of affection."

"Guide to physical comedy fish"

"I'd love to help out but I'm barely keeping my head below water now."

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

"Just water for me, please."

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

"Lap fish..."

Fishbowl rebellion.

"Larry, nooo! Don't look into the BOWL!!!"