New Aquarium Setup Gifts

Leak in the fish tank.

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those who care.

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

"In hindsight, we shouldn't have had him cremated."

"Look, children are just pathetic substitutes for people who can't have pets."

"I think it loves us."

"Just water for me, please."

'I wish I was creative'

"It's a recipe called no-cook fish chowder."

"Well, this isn't really going anywhere if you don't like public displays of affection."

"I'd love to help out but I'm barely keeping my head below water now."

"Please, Al. You know the backstroke scares the children."

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

"This aquarium is such a nice prison."

"What are you talking about? We don’t even have a toilet seat!"

'So what have you been up to?'

"I wish someone would come and turn the vibrating buzzer off on that mobile phone!"

'Too bad we're not pay-per-view.'

Fish eating smaller fish in a tank.

'As I grow older and I reflect back on it, I'm kind of sorry we ate all the kids!'

'I'm trying to toilet train them.'

"We have to get out of here! They're saying boil ALL water!"

'You've been rearranging the furniture again, haven't you?'

"After we bought the aquarium, the pump, gravel, grass and heater, we couldn't afford any fish."

"I'll give you a big wet kiss.. "

"I think we are overfeeding the fish!"

'...and another thing - why do I always have to sleep in the wet spot?'

"We'll go out for a quiet candlelight dinner, slowdance on the beach to the music of Barry White, then make love in a warm, cozy bed!"

'Mother was right... You never take me anywhere!'

"I don't think you fully thought out your escape plan!" "Meow..."

"I've never felt this close to anyone before!"