Setting Up An Aquarium Gifts

"This aquarium is such a nice prison."

'Turbidity is pretty high today, better keep the kids inside...'

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

Seagiraffes

Horror movies

Lazy Octopus

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

Piranhaclaus

"In the old days, we had to constantly feed the screensaver."

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

"I think the ants are mooning me again."

Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those who care.

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

These species are only living off the coast of Southern California!

"In hindsight, we shouldn't have had him cremated."

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

"We’re a lending aquarium."

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

"Look, children are just pathetic substitutes for people who can't have pets."

'Hmphh. Happy as clams, indeed. They're just all on Prozac.'

"I don't do windows."

Fish Tank Label - Corporation Fish

'This fish isn't tank broken - I want a refund!'

Leak in the fish tank.

"I think it loves us."

"These are my fish cymbalta, otezla, skyrizi, vraylar and stelara!"

"Guide to physical comedy fish"

"Well, this isn't really going anywhere if you don't like public displays of affection."

"Just water for me, please."

Fishbowl rebellion.

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

"Larry, nooo! Don't look into the BOWL!!!"