Setting Up An Aquarium Gifts

"This aquarium is such a nice prison."

'Turbidity is pretty high today, better keep the kids inside...'

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

Seagiraffes

Horror movies

"In the old days, we had to constantly feed the screensaver."

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

Lazy Octopus

Piranhaclaus

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

"I think the ants are mooning me again."

Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those who care.

"In hindsight, we shouldn't have had him cremated."

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

These species are only living off the coast of Southern California!

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

"We’re a lending aquarium."

"Look, children are just pathetic substitutes for people who can't have pets."

'Hmphh. Happy as clams, indeed. They're just all on Prozac.'

Fish Tank Label - Corporation Fish

Leak in the fish tank.

'This fish isn't tank broken - I want a refund!'

"I don't do windows."

'Redneck Goldfish' Earl knew better than to watch Oprah while drinking.

"I think it loves us."

"These are my fish cymbalta, otezla, skyrizi, vraylar and stelara!"

"Well, this isn't really going anywhere if you don't like public displays of affection."

Fishbowl rebellion.

"Larry, nooo! Don't look into the BOWL!!!"

"Lap fish..."

"Take your first left and then keep turning left until you eventually float to the top."