New Aquarium T-Shirts

Fish eating smaller fish in a tank.

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

Seagiraffes

Horror movies

Piranhaclaus

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

"In the old days, we had to constantly feed the screensaver."

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

Lazy Octopus

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

"I think the ants are mooning me again."

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

"We’re a lending aquarium."

These species are only living off the coast of Southern California!

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

'Hmphh. Happy as clams, indeed. They're just all on Prozac.'

Fish Tank Label - Corporation Fish

"I don't do windows."

'Redneck Goldfish' Earl knew better than to watch Oprah while drinking.

Leak in the fish tank.

'This fish isn't tank broken - I want a refund!'

"I think it loves us."

"These are my fish cymbalta, otezla, skyrizi, vraylar and stelara!"

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

"Just water for me, please."

Fishbowl rebellion.

"Guide to physical comedy fish"

"Take your first left and then keep turning left until you eventually float to the top."

"Well, this isn't really going anywhere if you don't like public displays of affection."

"Lap fish..."

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

"Larry, nooo! Don't look into the BOWL!!!"