Swimming Pools Gifts

Florida Wildlife - Noodle Fish Special

'I know he's your friend... but I just wish he'd get out of the habit of drinking the pool water!'

Seniors Snooker Tournament.

On holiday.

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

"Hey, I'm thirsty. I need a drink. A drink and a liverwurst sandwich. Hey, how about a sandwich and a beer down at Gallagher's, then we can go shoot some pool? Or maybe take in a movie. Hey, I'm talking to you."

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

A woman floats in the pool under the shade of an airplane

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

Pool attached to child's bed.

'No swimming. No breathing.'

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

On my list of outdoor pursuits I put skinny dipping way ahead of this.

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

'He lives for his holidays.'

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

Bring your own inflatable.

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

"All I did this summer was go fishing, camping, bike riding, swimming, boating, and go the movies, carnivals, fairs, concerts and games. I'm bored."

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

Man Fishing: Pulling sign attached to hook from fish out of water: Gone Swimmin'

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

Child about to jump off ironing board into bath.

"Privates Beach"

'Hey - I love your new Bermuda triangle shorts.'

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

Sunbathers.

"They're so like us."

"Holy cow, Kenny, look at the size of that thing! It's huge, I tell ya'! And the teeth! The teeth!"

Bathing-men attend to women on the french coast