Public Installations Gifts

Hi honey, I'm on the plinth.

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

Convenience.

"I'm not an Antony Gormley, I am Antony Gormley."

'Oh no...I'm living the dream.'

Congratulations! - You have been nominated for the Turner Prize...

Snow Plow Driver Relaxing at Home.

Eldon E Furse and his attorneys

Sculptor explaining to tourist in Trafalgar Square that sculpture of pigeon is called 'Retribution - it actually doubles as a giant privy!'

Modern Art 'D Hirst' and 'A Nutter'

'I see you worked in government research - what kind?'

Guitarist

It's either an intriguing and witty reflection upon the creation of concepts out of an absence of substance...or he's missed his bus.

'For the last time, this is NOT a public art event.'

A couple with dog look at restroom signs of a man, a woman, and a fire hydrant.

"Well sure, as art it sucks, but that's a lot of bricks to move."

Pavement artist.

Tate Modern: Turbine Hall

Museum.

'I think Beatrix wants to show you her latest video installation.'

"Winter in Central Park just isn't the same without all of last year's Christo crap."

Busker ignored because of the rise of MP3 players.

'Looks like the Brits have discovered space tourism.'

It's my latest work, I only vomited it this morning.

"He's credited with first writing wipe hands on pants."

"Look, honey, they're erecting a statue of you in the park—oh, now they're taking it down."

Henry Moore

"Artsy. But not fartsy."

'It worked!'

This toilet is thoroughly cleaned once a week. Sadly it's tomorrow.

In memory of the memorial that stood here.

'George just can't help himself....He has to 'act-up' in front of a camera!'

Before the city's hiring spree.

Slant On Art

Express line 15 seconds or less.