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Hi honey, I'm on the plinth.

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

Convenience.

"I'm not an Antony Gormley, I am Antony Gormley."

'Oh no...I'm living the dream.'

Snow Plow Driver Relaxing at Home.

Eldon E Furse and his attorneys

Sculptor explaining to tourist in Trafalgar Square that sculpture of pigeon is called 'Retribution - it actually doubles as a giant privy!'

Modern Art 'D Hirst' and 'A Nutter'

It's either an intriguing and witty reflection upon the creation of concepts out of an absence of substance...or he's missed his bus.

'I see you worked in government research - what kind?'

Guitarist

'For the last time, this is NOT a public art event.'

A couple with dog look at restroom signs of a man, a woman, and a fire hydrant.

"Well sure, as art it sucks, but that's a lot of bricks to move."

Pavement artist.

Tate Modern: Turbine Hall

Museum.

Busker ignored because of the rise of MP3 players.

'I think Beatrix wants to show you her latest video installation.'

"Winter in Central Park just isn't the same without all of last year's Christo crap."

'Looks like the Brits have discovered space tourism.'

'It worked!'

"Artsy. But not fartsy."

"He's credited with first writing wipe hands on pants."

Henry Moore

"Look, honey, they're erecting a statue of you in the park—oh, now they're taking it down."

It's my latest work, I only vomited it this morning.

This toilet is thoroughly cleaned once a week. Sadly it's tomorrow.

In memory of the memorial that stood here.

'George just can't help himself....He has to 'act-up' in front of a camera!'

Low budget Christo copycats.

Statue of limitations

Slant On Art