Public Amenities T-Shirts

'Motion Only Short of a 6.0 Earthquake is Necessary to Get a Paper Towel.'

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

'I used to commute. Now I transform.'

"Mommy, look! He's man-spreading!"

"Now you can send it."

Is Driving Doomed?

'It's great to get back to the simple life'

"So, you want me to go all the way back to the kitchen just to get you a menu...? Couldn't I just give you a link to our, online menu?!"

Commuters waiting at UFO stop.

'You know, you can do this all online now.'

"Cat park"

Jungle Taxi

'...but there MUST have been something about a rail go-slow on 'News at Ten'?'

Pop Top Ice FIshing

"It was rated on all the travel websites. 'Best economy tour'."

"Remember, if we get split up, take the A to 42nd, transfer to the Brooklyn bound 2, get off at Eastern parkway and buy a ticket for the Brooklyn Museum and make sure to tell them you're under three."

"XIVth Street"

Snow Plow Driver Relaxing at Home.

Doubledecker bus stop

When travelling with her cat by plane, train, or bus, dawn always ensured no one would bother them.

Rail travel - the environmental alternative (that sometimes doesn't allow bikes)

HS2

"Don't make eye contact... Don't make eye contact..."

"Does the No. 1 stop here and does that go to Penn Station and can I get a train there to Philadelphia and then how do I get to Walnut Street?"

Hands-free laptop.

"This is one of those subway stations they've restored to their original state."

The Train to Nowhere

Santa Elevator

"A lonely desperate soul, Napoleon fixed his immutable gaze on the Russian landscape which mirrored that of his soul … swirling, frozen, unforgiv … ah ha!! His bus was coming!!"

"Don't make eye-contact, don't make eye-contact..."

Bus for Giraffes.

'We don't keep cash on the premises.'

'Arrivals and Departures - this railroad governed by Heisenberg's uncertainty principle'

Nun reading 'Halo' magazine

Bus Stop