Public Bathing T-Shirts

Non-Smoking and Non-Urinating End at Swimming Pool

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

"Think of it as a big puddle."

'More bubbles!'

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

I took a vacation to forget everything and I forgot my luggage.

Then get under cover before you are struck by lightning.

'Heavy seas tonight, Mom...'

'Mongrel' 'Bitch's' - His and Hers towels for Dogs.

Mother pours bubble bath into child's plastic pool

Loofah Lady

'He takes bathtime seriously.'

"Instead of taking a bath couldn't I just run through a carwash?"

New Twenty Blades

Scotsman in the bath...

"Sorry I'm late, boss...I forgot about today's video meeting!"

How to recover from a bad day

Shallow End (Slightly innocuous statements) - Deep End (a little more weighty)

Water power.

I love bathtime.

"How else will I know when I'm clean as a hound's tooth?"

'You know what would be really romantic? If, just for once, you sat at the tap end.'

"I was wrong. Apparently, it wasn't our kids who used all my bubble bath."

'Blackie, why can't you your tongue like everyone else?'

Shower curtain call.

'OK, it's a deal. You take my baths for me and I'll buy you some new toys.'

A spa bath at Mapledurham.

"They're clean Mum, I washed them yesterday."

"I caught a snapping turtle. I hope you're not sitting on him."

Man's rubber duck waits for him to have bath

'No. It's not a past girlfriend. I'm a tort lawyer.'

'Forget about building trust. Just give the dog a bath.'

'Moses, you'd better be in that bathtub!!'

Arhimedes had principles: 'I'm not getting in that bath till it's 23 degrees.'