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'Where's the loo please?'

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

'Before I order breakfast, which way is it to the 'International Bathroom of Pancakes'?'

"This stool shall pass."

I've got a new theory, Randy, and it's going to shock the world. Why? Because it's pretty much irrefutable. You know how when you're in the bathroom, it feels like five minutes have passed … but to those waiting to use it, it feels like forever? Yes … And you know how when you're at the event horizon of a black hole, five minutes to you actually is forever to the rest of the universe? ... I think we'd better alert Neil Degrasse Tyson. I call it the Time Toilation Theory.

'Where toilet?.' 'Toilet lady graphic sign.'

"Rudy, if you're playing a video game in there. I'm breaking this door down. Some of us have got to go."

"You have reached your destination (for the 4th time tonight, I might I add?)"

A couple with dog look at restroom signs of a man, a woman, and a fire hydrant.

Life's choices (Tampons and Chocolate).

'Holy shit!'

Spiderman's tummy rumbles on the subway

"Your desk is in here now. After all, it's where you spend most of the working day!"

They put their hands under me so I'll blow hot air. They put their hands under me so I'll run water. You don't want to know what they put in front of me so I'll flush.

A man realises surveillance cameras are on him at the urinal.

Non-Smoking and Non-Urinating End at Swimming Pool

Asian Travel: 'Absolutely do NOT book anyplace without a western toilet!'

Express line 15 seconds or less.

Key in PIN No.

Woman looking at a vending machine for feminine hygiene products in a public restroom that reads "Unsanitary napkins".

Man uses encyclopaedia to try to decipher trendy signs for toilets in pub: pens and cobs

Departures - Portaloo.

These toilets are regularly checked by a member of staff.

Drying your hands on trousers.

Toilet 'Thinking Area.'

Yin Yang bathrooms.

"Judging by the mess around urinals men shouldn't be trusted with guns."

Chinese dragon in the men's room

"No kidding? And it took me 20 minutes to climb up here!"

"Did someone just have verbal diarrhoea?"

Small man offers to buy other man's shrunken clothes.

'This one seems stuck, or the lock is broken.'

"Everything alright in there?"

Good - Evil.

'Please direct me to a restroom NOW.'