Public Amenities Mugs

'Motion Only Short of a 6.0 Earthquake is Necessary to Get a Paper Towel.'

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

'I used to commute. Now I transform.'

"Mommy, look! He's man-spreading!"

"Now you can send it."

'It's great to get back to the simple life'

"So, you want me to go all the way back to the kitchen just to get you a menu...? Couldn't I just give you a link to our, online menu?!"

'You know, you can do this all online now.'

"It was rated on all the travel websites. 'Best economy tour'."

"Cat park"

'...but there MUST have been something about a rail go-slow on 'News at Ten'?'

"Remember, if we get split up, take the A to 42nd, transfer to the Brooklyn bound 2, get off at Eastern parkway and buy a ticket for the Brooklyn Museum and make sure to tell them you're under three."

Pop Top Ice FIshing

"XIVth Street"

HS2

When travelling with her cat by plane, train, or bus, dawn always ensured no one would bother them.

Rail travel - the environmental alternative (that sometimes doesn't allow bikes)

"Don't make eye contact... Don't make eye contact..."

Snow Plow Driver Relaxing at Home.

Doubledecker bus stop

"Does the No. 1 stop here and does that go to Penn Station and can I get a train there to Philadelphia and then how do I get to Walnut Street?"

Hands-free laptop.

Santa Elevator

"This is one of those subway stations they've restored to their original state."

"Don't make eye-contact, don't make eye-contact..."

Bus for Giraffes.

"A lonely desperate soul, Napoleon fixed his immutable gaze on the Russian landscape which mirrored that of his soul … swirling, frozen, unforgiv … ah ha!! His bus was coming!!"

'We don't keep cash on the premises.'

'Arrivals and Departures - this railroad governed by Heisenberg's uncertainty principle'

Nun reading 'Halo' magazine

"Please mind the gap between the train timetable and reality."

Bus Stop