Public Spaces Mugs

No Swimming, Skateboarding, Bicycling, Parking, Calories. . .

'Please give up your seat if needed by drunks.'

Vandalism in public parks.

'It worked!'

Cull people who leave clumps of hair in changing room showers.

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

"Is she breastfeeding in public?! That's disgusting!"

I'm at the shrub with the empty bag of pretzels we sniffed last week. Where are you?

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

Dog Park

How about going easy on the carbs

Two old superheroes on a park bench feeding the birds.

''Yeah, mine's a rescue dog too.''

Dog Park / Cat Park

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

The Government's Got Your Back. And Wants Your Front As Well.

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

No littering...

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

A massive ship pulls in in Central Park.

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

"I told him we needed more string."

'Hey, want to go to the beach ...I mean ...the birdbath?'

The High Line at Giza

Sunbathing in the park

To be honest, I'd just as soon as lay in the yard, but he so looks forward to it.

"Nice try, but I know a squirrel in a bird suit when I see one."

'New Age Dog Park' Dogs commune with Nature.

Dogs Playing Poker in the Park

'It's not as easy as you think - saddle sores, bursitis in the shoulder, pigeons...'

'I don't trust humans: Some times, they throw us bread, some other times, they shoot at us!'

"I meant the dog!"

'Mother?'