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Leaking tunnel.

What's Going On Here? We are repotting the Geraniums of Mrs Beverly Seidel which we backed into with our maintenance trucks despite her repeated warnings....

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

'Look, honey. They're finally addressing the problems with our infrastructure.'

Snow Plow Driver Relaxing at Home.

Before the city's hiring spree.

A younger Bob wouldn't have let that stop him.

'We have 800 beers on tap. If you want to hear all of them, you'll have to get here earlier, we close in six hours.'

'No ice.'

'No standing while room is in motion.'

Joe's 'Take Responsibility For Your Own Actions' Bar.

'I know it's gassy...'

Why Cows Leave Home

'Why would anyone order a pint of stoat?'

'Here comes your own personal weekly beer supply, Joe!'

'Someone's got to do something about these pot-holes!'

"How was my day? I'm still calculating the little victories minus the humiliations I normally suffer."

'I'm having trouble with my drinking. Arthritis in my elbow.'

Loch Ness Beer Monster

'Did you hear that? They said 'Hello' to you.'

Joyce could certainly handle her drink!

'No need for pump action, Al - it's the wife.'

Barman In Love.

'Our union contract keeps us from cutting salaries, but nothing prevents us from charging for parking.'

"I'm not an Antony Gormley, I am Antony Gormley."

"What'll ya have?"

"You're going to regret this in the morning."

'What happened to your hand.'

'A quick pint or a quiet drink?'

JOE'S 'COME ON - YOU KNOW YOU REALLY WANT IT' BAR.

'Telephone call for Mr. Right!'

'At least they can't touch the village local' say two country gents. The pub now has a sign on the window saying 'This is now a smoke free pub, also no dogs or horsey types!'

'Avoid the Christmas rush, drink now.

Businessman at a bar mad to look like desk. Bartender says: 'The usual, Mr. B?'

'What's wrong with him?' - 'He drank a glass of water by mistake.'