Public Works Pillows

Leaking tunnel.

What's Going On Here? We are repotting the Geraniums of Mrs Beverly Seidel which we backed into with our maintenance trucks despite her repeated warnings....

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

'Look, honey. They're finally addressing the problems with our infrastructure.'

Snow Plow Driver Relaxing at Home.

A younger Bob wouldn't have let that stop him.

'We have 800 beers on tap. If you want to hear all of them, you'll have to get here earlier, we close in six hours.'

'No ice.'

'No standing while room is in motion.'

Joe's 'Take Responsibility For Your Own Actions' Bar.

'I know it's gassy...'

Why Cows Leave Home

"How was my day? I'm still calculating the little victories minus the humiliations I normally suffer."

'Why would anyone order a pint of stoat?'

'Here comes your own personal weekly beer supply, Joe!'

'Someone's got to do something about these pot-holes!'

Loch Ness Beer Monster

Joyce could certainly handle her drink!

Barman In Love.

'No need for pump action, Al - it's the wife.'

'I'm having trouble with my drinking. Arthritis in my elbow.'

'Did you hear that? They said 'Hello' to you.'

'Our union contract keeps us from cutting salaries, but nothing prevents us from charging for parking.'

"You're going to regret this in the morning."

"I'm not an Antony Gormley, I am Antony Gormley."

'Telephone call for Mr. Right!'

'What happened to your hand.'

"What'll ya have?"

'A quick pint or a quiet drink?'

JOE'S 'COME ON - YOU KNOW YOU REALLY WANT IT' BAR.

'At least they can't touch the village local' say two country gents. The pub now has a sign on the window saying 'This is now a smoke free pub, also no dogs or horsey types!'

'What's wrong with him?' - 'He drank a glass of water by mistake.'

'Avoid the Christmas rush, drink now.

Businessman at a bar mad to look like desk. Bartender says: 'The usual, Mr. B?'

"Blowing the whistle is perfect for a sports bar to let its patrons know that Happy Hour is over."