Public Projects Pillows

'Madam Miggins is the best we can do for working out the full costs of HS2.'

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

Two children are running lemonade stands outside their home; one stand is more popular than the other.

'We have 800 beers on tap. If you want to hear all of them, you'll have to get here earlier, we close in six hours.'

'No ice.'

'I couldn't think of a science fair project so I just re-invented the wheel.'

'Tastes like cherry kool-aid, what's it do?'

"I did the best dental health poster in the class. I just hope Mr. Tooth Decay doesn't hold a grudge."

Kid with messed up project in Wood Shop, titled: 'Wouldn't Shop'

'No standing while room is in motion.'

Timmy has a great future in nano-technology.

'I know it's gassy...'

Joe's 'Take Responsibility For Your Own Actions' Bar.

Why Cows Leave Home

'Here comes your own personal weekly beer supply, Joe!'

'Why would anyone order a pint of stoat?'

"How was my day? I'm still calculating the little victories minus the humiliations I normally suffer."

"It's a mobile."

D.I.Y

Joyce could certainly handle her drink!

"He's my school project for science class."

D.I.Y with dad.

'Did you hear that? They said 'Hello' to you.'

'No need for pump action, Al - it's the wife.'

'I'm having trouble with my drinking. Arthritis in my elbow.'

"I got an 'A' for my anti-gravity science project!"

Barman In Love.

"Oh, puhleeese. No one's going to steal your idea."

Loch Ness Beer Monster

'I'm a do-it-yourselfer, but I've never been a done-it-yourselfer...'

"But our history was current events when you were at school Dad!"

"That's lovely darling, but I don't think that's what your teacher meant when she asked you to draw your family tree..."

"I don't know...seems like budget cuts have gone pretty far this year."

"What'll ya have?"

'A quick pint or a quiet drink?'