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Stone Crop

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

Man cutting hedge next to two heads impaled on sticks. Signs beneath say 'You missed a bit' and 'You can do mine next'.

The Last Leaf

'Ugh Look The whole garden is just one giant cat toilet'

'The attendant is very good. I tip him the occasional sparrow.'

'Congratulations! Our yard's been declared a national wilderness area!'

'Gosh, I dunno. You sure it's organic?'

"When will somebody cut the grass?"

'I'm in the amusingly shaped vegetables department.'

"The pea's the first vegetable I've ever grown. Can you stuff and mount it for me please?"

Egg Buggy

Industrial Beautification van

Planting Bird Seed.

Mowing the Bottle-Garden

City Zoo: 'Try our exotic composts in your garden.'

"Prepare to meet thy blower."

Lawn Mowers - Loud/Louder/Loudest

"I stopped singing to my plants! I've never had one say 'shaddup!' before!"

'You've never forgotten that Elsie Turner, have you George!'

'What on earth made you think of growing water melons in the bath Henry?'

Football fan

"The cat was there."

Clown watering his flowers.

"Ya know, it wouldn’t kill you to bark."

Bonsai farms: 'We started growing normal trees, but it didn't work out!'

'Well Miss Pearson, this flood resistant GM Maize you've developed is pure genius. Giving it gills was a masterstroke'

The lawn mowing industry was ripe for innovation.

Man with a sunflower head watering flowers with human faces.

Woman Planting Flowers in her Snow Covered Garden.

'Don't listen to anyone. I think you're beautiful...even if you are a weed.'

Desert Island

"I think it's a Spider Plant bite."