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Cottage cupcakes.

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

Support group for sheep.

"Hello, son. I suppose chicken farming doesn't seem so bad now."

Garden Goddess.

Bee flying to another flower.

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

A gardener sowing flower seeds - and a cat sowing bird seed.

Cats and gardens.

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

Lawnmower

'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'

Environment Friendly House.

Farmer and FIsherman

"This isn't the big city anymore, Jim. I'm the facilitator now."

Et in Arcadia Ego

Get on with it!

"I think I picked the wrong spot to plant that apple tree."

You complete me!

"Westminster's over, Shep-it's all about possums now."

'You wanted a tractor intead of a wedding car, and our dogs as bridesmaids... so why shouldn't I have one of my cows as best man?'

'Do you mind!!?'

'I think I'm lactose intolerant.'

"The parasol certainly paid for itself this summer."

'Where's my glove?'

'...doomed...from here...to eter...nity...'

"Relax. They're just crows."

"If I ever meet an ostrich I'm going to buy it a drink."

'Remember, we're planting a tree, not burying a bone.'

Ecology