Country Garden Enthusiast Pillows

Cottage cupcakes.

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

Palms. When fully grown that species will provide some nice shade in your your yard. Fronds with benefits.

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

Support group for sheep.

"Hello, son. I suppose chicken farming doesn't seem so bad now."

Garden Goddess.

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

Bee flying to another flower.

Amusement Park Fun (Country Style).

Cats and gardens.

A gardener sowing flower seeds - and a cat sowing bird seed.

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

Lawnmower

'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'

Environment Friendly House.

Farmer and FIsherman

'Wait, this isn't Monet's garden, it's Mondrian's.'

"I think I picked the wrong spot to plant that apple tree."

Get on with it!

No, I don

"This isn't the big city anymore, Jim. I'm the facilitator now."

You complete me!

Et in Arcadia Ego

"Westminster's over, Shep-it's all about possums now."

'Bless You.'

'You wanted a tractor intead of a wedding car, and our dogs as bridesmaids... so why shouldn't I have one of my cows as best man?'

'I think I'm lactose intolerant.'

'Do you mind!!?'

"The parasol certainly paid for itself this summer."

'Where's my glove?'

"If I ever meet an ostrich I'm going to buy it a drink."

'Remember, we're planting a tree, not burying a bone.'

You must un-learn bowel control!

"Relax. They're just crows."