Devoted Botanist Mugs

'I'm sorry, but your vow of silence includes not talking to plants brother Ambrose!'

Something Wilted This Way Comes.

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

Rose Garden

'What great fall blooms. These flowers make yummy pumpkin pie spice!'

"I don't know the Latin, but the common name is climbing onion."

"I think this is the perfect place to grow a family."

Roses

Dig the Garden,"Hey those Geraniums are cool."

"You must have a green thumb."

"What are you in for?"

"Go ahead, tell him... Your friend is correct. Nuts are fruit. Why won't you ever believe me?"

Setting out the bedding plants was one of his few remaining pleasures,

Deer Crossing Traffic Signs You Don't Often See.

COVID Devotion

'Remove the fur and claws and these genetically engineered apples taste just fine.'

'It's not another person, Hartwell -- I'm passing you over for promotion in favor of this potted plant.'

Gardener

Gardening new year's plans

House plants

"Remember that half-dead sansevieria you put out on the balcony back in January of 1994, pal?"

'Turn right at the Robinia pseudoacacia, pass the garden with the salvia officinalis, cross the road when you see the stranvaesia davidinia and the pub is on the left!'

'Oh yes I talk to them all the time. Except the aspidistra. Not since the argument.'

"I've just got this thing about hanging baskets"

'Be sure to ask George about his tomatoes.'

"I have my green thumb, thanks to my black 'n' blue knees!"

'I SAID you'd threatened to throw them out once too often!'

"There's a house-plant round here somewhere."

You have the flu. Get plenty of rest and avoid lots of fluids.

"Have you got any man eating plants?"

"Why yes, business is blooming."

'Now say after me RANUNCLACEAE.'

"It's time to bring in the wax begonias and your mother."

A windfall pear falling straight into a bag of windfall pears.

"You, my tenacious weed, are trespassing!"