Herb Seeker T-Shirts

"Legend has it there's an herb in the jungle that, when eaten imparts great size and strength. Let's ask these natives. Perhaps they've heard something."

Too much cilantro

"I hope you won't repent afterwards, Vicar, It's a devilishly hot vindaloo!"

Why did Ernie take that off his wrist and put it here when he had to leave the kitchen? For safety reasons. A watched pot never boils. Ernie says you are what you eat. It's true in his case. Ernie is just like his food. He is sweet, and has some but not too much spice. Plus there's nothing artificial about him. Also like his food, Ernie is an acquired taste. And to me they have both become irresistibly delicious!

'Would you care for some fresh pepper? Well too bad, because all we have is these dried up old peppercorns.'

'You use HERBS to help you levitate? - How does THAT work?'

"I've never seen Tia Carmen so excited about a grand opening."

"Habanero ..."

'Thyme heals all wounds.'

'Cool it with the herbal shampoo -- you've got aphids.'

Plant Lady

"Step right up, lady and gents, and scoop yourself a heaping helping of the best spicy meat and bean stew this side of the mighty Mississippi!"

Did you hear? Marco Polo went to China in search of herbs and spices. Wow! The first instance of thyme travel!

'I've changed my mind Donald. I don't want to put a little spice back into our marriage anymore.'

Extreme Naturopathic Medicine.

'I told you rosemary and sage, but don't add the garlic until the last half hour.'

"You just need a few sprigs to spice up your meal Sir..."

Gardeners

"Say, Bill, how's that new crop of yours doing?"

Last Will and Testament: Salt, Pepper, Tarragon, Garlic.

Garlic, the wonderful stinking rose.

"Dude, we've struck cannabis oil! We're going to be rich!"

'It appears to be a side effect of the herbal eye drops you're using.'

"I'm in herbs—celebrating the ancient link between women and plants."

'You want the chili? - Have you had all your shots?'

Jose's Hot Tamale: Rekindle that fire in the belly.

It's always good idea to check your burrito butt.

'Look what my son gave me!'

"...and we grow all our own herbs."

"Sorry about the excessive saffron — the Jets fumbled on their own 20."

Mexican Seasoning Mix Mines / Polynesian Sauce Works

"It was my husbands dying wish to be buried in his herb garden."

Omelette aux grosses herbes

"I'm hoping for herb immunity."

"You should have called your stall 'Thyme Is A Healer'."