Herb Seeker T-Shirts

"Legend has it there's an herb in the jungle that, when eaten imparts great size and strength. Let's ask these natives. Perhaps they've heard something."

Too much cilantro

"I hope you won't repent afterwards, Vicar, It's a devilishly hot vindaloo!"

'Would you care for some fresh pepper? Well too bad, because all we have is these dried up old peppercorns.'

"Habanero ..."

'You use HERBS to help you levitate? - How does THAT work?'

"I've never seen Tia Carmen so excited about a grand opening."

'Thyme heals all wounds.'

Extreme Naturopathic Medicine.

'I've changed my mind Donald. I don't want to put a little spice back into our marriage anymore.'

"Step right up, lady and gents, and scoop yourself a heaping helping of the best spicy meat and bean stew this side of the mighty Mississippi!"

Plant Lady

'Cool it with the herbal shampoo -- you've got aphids.'

Last Will and Testament: Salt, Pepper, Tarragon, Garlic.

'I told you rosemary and sage, but don't add the garlic until the last half hour.'

Garlic, the wonderful stinking rose.

Gardeners

"You just need a few sprigs to spice up your meal Sir..."

"I'm in herbs—celebrating the ancient link between women and plants."

'It appears to be a side effect of the herbal eye drops you're using.'

It's always good idea to check your burrito butt.

'You want the chili? - Have you had all your shots?'

Jose's Hot Tamale: Rekindle that fire in the belly.

"Sorry about the excessive saffron — the Jets fumbled on their own 20."

Mexican Seasoning Mix Mines / Polynesian Sauce Works

"...and we grow all our own herbs."

"It was my husbands dying wish to be buried in his herb garden."

'Look what my son gave me!'

"You should have called your stall 'Thyme Is A Healer'."

"I'm hoping for herb immunity."