Herb Collector Gifts

"What's the big deal? All these politicians talk about a health care plan! I have a health care plan!"

'Pass me the salt, parsley, marjoram, dill, coriander, fennel, basil, nutmeg, rosemary, thyme, oregano, and pepper please.'

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

Maybe I should have measured my garden before going shopping....

Too much cilantro

NYer uploaded by mod - "Come look, hon! We just got a new cactus!"

"No, dude. Smoke the grass first. Then eat the candy."

"I don't know the Latin, but the common name is climbing onion."

"Hey! Plants are on sale again! Woo-hoo!"

I'm going for former flower children. Tree's Tree Nursery. Legal pot. Legal grass. Festuca. Carex. Miscanthus.

House plants

'You use HERBS to help you levitate? - How does THAT work?'

"I've never seen Tia Carmen so excited about a grand opening."

'Thyme heals all wounds.'

The Houseplant Cemetery.

Extreme Naturopathic Medicine.

'Cool it with the herbal shampoo -- you've got aphids.'

'Of all the fern bars in Encino, she's gotta walk into mine.'

Plant Lady

The Ugly Plant

"You just need a few sprigs to spice up your meal Sir..."

"I think we're ready for a tree."

'He's so proud - We've got the best collection of weeds in the street!'

Everything's coming up roses!

Florist delivers Cactus to Man on Bed of Nails

Fruit and Vegetables - protestors signs read 'Stop this brutality' and 'Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants'.

Garlic, the wonderful stinking rose.

Flytrap nerd.

"Dude, we've struck cannabis oil! We're going to be rich!"

"It's just that you might find food a lot cheaper!"

'It appears to be a side effect of the herbal eye drops you're using.'

"I'm in herbs—celebrating the ancient link between women and plants."

"You should have called your stall 'Thyme Is A Healer'."

"...and we grow all our own herbs."

'Look what my son gave me!'