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Cephalic Snuff as a Cure to Head Colds (After J. Gillray)

"I heard Gracie was sick! Take this egg. Rub it on her face. Break it. Put it in a glass under her bed. If it's hard in the morning, she's cured."

What the Doctor Ordered

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

Super-Tia makes Mal de Ojo undo its curse!

'Cock-a-doodle-doo!' 'Cut back on the chicken soup.'

9 out of 10 doctors recommend keeping their stethoscopes in the freezer.

'I have to admit I was skeptical at first, but their hooves are magical, Magical, I say!'

'Actually, it's good, old fashioned, chicken soup.'

"How many more times, you've got hayfever, so no, you can't have any cannabis oil."

"When I was a little girl...my mami had really good remedies for our aches and pains."

"Aren't you getting a little carried away with this herbal medicine, Doctor?"

"You were smart to come see, Mr. Lewis. These moles on your back definitely look suspicious."

'And now Patrick will tell us how music has helped him with his problems.'

A Mom and Pop Operation

Natural Medicines

An unlicensed acupuncturist

'Eureka! It won't cure anything, but the side effects are terrific!'

Ahh, Chicken Soup

"They say chicken soup is good for a cold."

'I'm worried about my brother, doctor!'

"My Harvard Medical Guide says if a wisdom tooth is infected, you may need antibiotics and possibly have the tooth pulled by an oral surgeon."

"Sergio, we don't have to spend so much money on health insurance."

"Don't tell grandmom about your computer's virus. She'll just tell you to download chicken soup."

Chicken soup is in an intravenous drip.

"Here, let me put some ointment on your bug bite. I made it myself from cayenne powder, licorice root and mugwort leaves blended with that vanilla pudding I made last week. Hmm...it's not here."

'I hope this alternative Chinese medicine works!'

"You should have called your stall 'Thyme Is A Healer'."

'Can you keep a secret? This particular remedy is illegal in 49 states.'

"She attended the Tia Carmen medical school."

"Odd - you have bad cholesterol, good cholesterol, and some cholesterol that wonders why everyone can't just get along."

'It's a wonderful new drug...a sort of injectable garlic.'

"Now just relax and leave everything to Doctor Jones here. He's the best there is in the entire medical field of quackupuncture."

'So, what's this new 'wonder drug'?'

Chicken Soup