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What the Doctor Ordered

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

Super-Tia makes Mal de Ojo undo its curse!

"Oh it's not haunted, it's just really old and nothing works."

'It started out as just a little knot on the floor,'

' ... and this is the half bath.'

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'Cock-a-doodle-doo!' 'Cut back on the chicken soup.'

'Actually, it's good, old fashioned, chicken soup.'

'This place is rather unusually located. Do you folks like sunsets?'

"Aren't you getting a little carried away with this herbal medicine, Doctor?"

"When I was a little girl...my mami had really good remedies for our aches and pains."

"How many more times, you've got hayfever, so no, you can't have any cannabis oil."

'It's anxiety. Don't worry, vitamin B happy.'

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Ahh, Chicken Soup

'Oh, it's perfect, George! And it has termites, too!'

"Interesting story behind this one..."

Those who bought my cookbook with the transposed pages will get a refund. Those who actually enjoy Lobster Alfredo a la mode - bon app

"Here, let me put some ointment on your bug bite. I made it myself from cayenne powder, licorice root and mugwort leaves blended with that vanilla pudding I made last week. Hmm...it's not here."

'It's no spelling mistake-the dining room is in the basement.'

'I hope this alternative Chinese medicine works!'

"You should have called your stall 'Thyme Is A Healer'."

Chicken soup is in an intravenous drip.

"Sergio, we don't have to spend so much money on health insurance."

"The one's an en suite and the other's a walk-in wardrobe."

"Don't tell grandmom about your computer's virus. She'll just tell you to download chicken soup."

"My Harvard Medical Guide says if a wisdom tooth is infected, you may need antibiotics and possibly have the tooth pulled by an oral surgeon."

"They say chicken soup is good for a cold."

Akron, oh, you're on Ask Sadie. What's your problem?! I'm thinking of not signing up for health insurance this year. Good idea. In my day, there was no such thing as health insurance. If you got sick, you paid for it with either money or chickens. That's if you were a lily-livered coward who just had to see a doctor. When great-great-grandmother Cohen had her sixth heart attack, she just applied a poultice made of chestnut leaves and flour and kept on plowing.

"I bought a new summer condo."

'Can you keep a secret? This particular remedy is illegal in 49 states.'

Chicken Noodle sold out.