Quirky Remedy Enthusiast Mugs

Cephalic Snuff as a Cure to Head Colds (After J. Gillray)

"I heard Gracie was sick! Take this egg. Rub it on her face. Break it. Put it in a glass under her bed. If it's hard in the morning, she's cured."

What the Doctor Ordered

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

Super-Tia makes Mal de Ojo undo its curse!

'Cock-a-doodle-doo!' 'Cut back on the chicken soup.'

9 out of 10 doctors recommend keeping their stethoscopes in the freezer.

'I have to admit I was skeptical at first, but their hooves are magical, Magical, I say!'

'Actually, it's good, old fashioned, chicken soup.'

"How many more times, you've got hayfever, so no, you can't have any cannabis oil."

"When I was a little girl...my mami had really good remedies for our aches and pains."

"Aren't you getting a little carried away with this herbal medicine, Doctor?"

"You were smart to come see, Mr. Lewis. These moles on your back definitely look suspicious."

A Mom and Pop Operation

'And now Patrick will tell us how music has helped him with his problems.'

Natural Medicines

'Eureka! It won't cure anything, but the side effects are terrific!'

An unlicensed acupuncturist

Ahh, Chicken Soup

'I'm worried about my brother, doctor!'

"Sergio, we don't have to spend so much money on health insurance."

"Here, let me put some ointment on your bug bite. I made it myself from cayenne powder, licorice root and mugwort leaves blended with that vanilla pudding I made last week. Hmm...it's not here."

"Don't tell grandmom about your computer's virus. She'll just tell you to download chicken soup."

Akron, oh, you're on Ask Sadie. What's your problem?! I'm thinking of not signing up for health insurance this year. Good idea. In my day, there was no such thing as health insurance. If you got sick, you paid for it with either money or chickens. That's if you were a lily-livered coward who just had to see a doctor. When great-great-grandmother Cohen had her sixth heart attack, she just applied a poultice made of chestnut leaves and flour and kept on plowing.

"My Harvard Medical Guide says if a wisdom tooth is infected, you may need antibiotics and possibly have the tooth pulled by an oral surgeon."

"You should have called your stall 'Thyme Is A Healer'."

Chicken soup is in an intravenous drip.

"They say chicken soup is good for a cold."

'I hope this alternative Chinese medicine works!'

'Can you keep a secret? This particular remedy is illegal in 49 states.'

'With the added weight on their chests, donors can give a pint of blood at a time.'

"Odd - you have bad cholesterol, good cholesterol, and some cholesterol that wonders why everyone can't just get along."

Chicken Soup

'It's a wonderful new drug...a sort of injectable garlic.'

"Now just relax and leave everything to Doctor Jones here. He's the best there is in the entire medical field of quackupuncture."