Quirky Nutrition Navigator Gifts

Tell me more about the sunflower seed diet.

Bad for you but to die for

Before/After

"Are these prices?" "No, that's our Calorie-fixe menu."

"For the last time, we never need the route with the fewest turns."

Dr. Saltine, pioneer of salt transplants.

Well, you'd better learn to like them!

"I'm retaining doughnuts."

"Go about a foot and take a right, then it's the second left, no, no ... the third left, then straight …"

"Eating a diet rich in vibrant colors does not mean a bowl of Skittles."

I can't decide what to read, Gourmet or Weight Watchers.

"All these vitamins and nutrients, plus it makes it own sauce! We should be eating this!"

Adam and Eve - Food scares

Shrink

Arabic Thief Salad - lashings of whipped cream...

"You were smart to come see, Mr. Lewis. These moles on your back definitely look suspicious."

'The only way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it!'

'The items with the little hearts will clog your arteries the fastest.'

"Eating junk food may make you feel young at heart, but it isn't making your heart feel young."

"Your husband's laryngitis will probably last another wee but your blood pressure is nothing short of miraculous."

"I can't eat these nutrition bars. They're for women."

"I avoid the 3 'Bs' when I'm dieting - boxes, buckets and bags."

What, I'm the only one suddenly craving walnuts?

'I'm worried about my brother, doctor!'

Fruits and vegetables

'Have you been eating right?'

"What do you have that's rich in antioxidants?"

"I'm starting a new diet today. Let's go out for ice cream to celebrate."

Live yogurt.

'With the added weight on their chests, donors can give a pint of blood at a time.'

Overeaters anonymous meeting 9 to 10pm

"Odd - you have bad cholesterol, good cholesterol, and some cholesterol that wonders why everyone can't just get along."

Birthday Cakes for Dieters...

'...and it has much less cholesterol than beef.'

Maraschino, Inc.