Quirky Nutrition Navigator Pillows

Bad for you but to die for

Before/After

"Are these prices?" "No, that's our Calorie-fixe menu."

"For the last time, we never need the route with the fewest turns."

Dr. Saltine, pioneer of salt transplants.

"I'm retaining doughnuts."

"Go about a foot and take a right, then it's the second left, no, no ... the third left, then straight …"

"All these vitamins and nutrients, plus it makes it own sauce! We should be eating this!"

Adam and Eve - Food scares

Arabic Thief Salad - lashings of whipped cream...

Shrink

"You were smart to come see, Mr. Lewis. These moles on your back definitely look suspicious."

'The only way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it!'

'The items with the little hearts will clog your arteries the fastest.'

"Your husband's laryngitis will probably last another wee but your blood pressure is nothing short of miraculous."

"Eating junk food may make you feel young at heart, but it isn't making your heart feel young."

"I can't eat these nutrition bars. They're for women."

"I avoid the 3 'Bs' when I'm dieting - boxes, buckets and bags."

'Have you been eating right?'

Fruits and vegetables

'I'm worried about my brother, doctor!'

"What do you have that's rich in antioxidants?"

"I'm starting a new diet today. Let's go out for ice cream to celebrate."

Live yogurt.

Overeaters anonymous meeting 9 to 10pm

'...and it has much less cholesterol than beef.'

Maraschino, Inc.

"Odd - you have bad cholesterol, good cholesterol, and some cholesterol that wonders why everyone can't just get along."

'You're fat. I'm putting you on a diet.'