Nutrition Navigators Pillows

"Good For You / Bad For You"

Bad for you but to die for

Before/After

A Preschool of Fish

"Are these prices?" "No, that's our Calorie-fixe menu."

'The dripping keeps me awake!'

'This is Tyler; he's mommy's precious little feral-angel.'

'I have her registered in a pre-med nursery program.'

Adam and Eve - Food scares

Babies

Shrink

"All these vitamins and nutrients, plus it makes it own sauce! We should be eating this!"

'We are considering a nursery expansion.'

"What are we doing wrong?"

'I feel much safer living in a gated community.'

"You mentioned separation anxiety. Don't worry, she'll be all right."

"I can't eat these nutrition bars. They're for women."

"Eating junk food may make you feel young at heart, but it isn't making your heart feel young."

"I avoid the 3 'Bs' when I'm dieting - boxes, buckets and bags."

'No offence. The other breast and I seemed to click.'

Cr�che Seige

'Have you been eating right?'

Now With Organic Artifical Additives

Pre-School Child Center - Computer LiterateNon-Computer Literate.

"If this food is healthy, then what about the rest of the store?"

"He's allergic to peanuts, sensitive to wheat, lactose-intolerant, and just plain weirded out by fruit."

"What do you have that's rich in antioxidants?"

"I'm starting a new diet today. Let's go out for ice cream to celebrate."

'Do you want a fright with that?'

'Looks to be a very young universe.'

Overeaters anonymous meeting 9 to 10pm

Lack of Nutrition Information

"So he cries and you give him a bottle. I never thought of that."