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I can't decide what to read, Gourmet or Weight Watchers.

"Good For You / Bad For You"

Bad for you but to die for

Before/After

"Are these prices?" "No, that's our Calorie-fixe menu."

A Preschool of Fish

'The dripping keeps me awake!'

Well, you'd better learn to like them!

'This is Tyler; he's mommy's precious little feral-angel.'

"Eating a diet rich in vibrant colors does not mean a bowl of Skittles."

'I have her registered in a pre-med nursery program.'

'We are considering a nursery expansion.'

Babies

Adam and Eve - Food scares

Shrink

"All these vitamins and nutrients, plus it makes it own sauce! We should be eating this!"

"What are we doing wrong?"

'I feel much safer living in a gated community.'

"You mentioned separation anxiety. Don't worry, she'll be all right."

"I can't eat these nutrition bars. They're for women."

"I avoid the 3 'Bs' when I'm dieting - boxes, buckets and bags."

"Eating junk food may make you feel young at heart, but it isn't making your heart feel young."

'No offence. The other breast and I seemed to click.'

Cr�che Seige

"If this food is healthy, then what about the rest of the store?"

'Have you been eating right?'

"He's allergic to peanuts, sensitive to wheat, lactose-intolerant, and just plain weirded out by fruit."

Now With Organic Artifical Additives

Pre-School Child Center - Computer LiterateNon-Computer Literate.

'Do you want a fright with that?'

"What do you have that's rich in antioxidants?"

"I'm starting a new diet today. Let's go out for ice cream to celebrate."

'Looks to be a very young universe.'

Overeaters anonymous meeting 9 to 10pm

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