Dietary Navigator T-Shirts

"No bread for Grampa. He's on a glutten-free diet."

"No added salt...no sugar...no saturated fats...no wheat...no flavour."

Bad for you but to die for

Before/After

"Tour de Frank"

"Vitamin B6, Vitamin B12, Calcium, Kelp, Brewer's Yeast, Aspirin?"

"Are these prices?" "No, that's our Calorie-fixe menu."

Well, you'd better learn to like them!

"I used to be a vegetarian. Then I became a vegan. Then a fruitarian. Now I only eat manna that falls from Heaven."

"I'm retaining doughnuts."

"This translation app isn't working."

Vegan Restaurant: ''amburgers! Sausages! RISSOLES!'

"Eating a diet rich in vibrant colors does not mean a bowl of Skittles."

The guy who took a wrong turn off the electronic superhighway and wound up in a microwave oven in Davenport, Iowa.

Nutritional Supplements.

I can't decide what to read, Gourmet or Weight Watchers.

Adam and Eve - Food scares

"All these vitamins and nutrients, plus it makes it own sauce! We should be eating this!"

"Whatever diet they're on, tell them what they ordered is PERFECT for them."

Shrink

"I was just ringing to see if you got the e-mail about the letter I sent you?"

"Cardiac day patients?"

'The only way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it!'

Man about to enter a maze with a arrow saying 'Internet' with the world at its center

"I can't eat these nutrition bars. They're for women."

"Recalculating... Recalculating... Recalculating... Recalculating..."

"We've gone glutton-free."

'The good news is that our latest diet products work fabulously well. The bad news is that we haven't got any customers any more!'

"Eating junk food may make you feel young at heart, but it isn't making your heart feel young."

"I avoid the 3 'Bs' when I'm dieting - boxes, buckets and bags."

"Sorry I'm late - my Uber driver turned out to be the Google Maps guy."

"Hey guys, I'm thinking about going vegetarian."

"No, no, no. Double-click to open. I'll walk you through it one more time. Go get your leash."

"Unless you have a 13 year-old running around, I strongly recommend you buy the 1 year technical support."

"Yes, Megan, it's book. Think of each page as a screen."