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"I'm starting a new diet today. Let's go out for ice cream to celebrate."

Fat Free/Gluten Free/Flavour Free

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

The Life of Pi

Bad for you but to die for

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

"Tour de Frank"

Before/After

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

"Are these prices?" "No, that's our Calorie-fixe menu."

Well, you'd better learn to like them!

"I'm sure he said to meet him near the cactus."

Fishing direction sign.

I can hear growling, but I can't see the bear.

'Listen up troop. We're going on a treasure hunt.'

Canadian Canoe.

Bear Signpost.

"And up ahead is a place called, 'portage'."

'So much for your internal compass.'

You Are Here...Your Nearest Wi-FI Signal Is Here.

'Frank, I think it's about time you bought another pair of boots.'

"Eating a diet rich in vibrant colors does not mean a bowl of Skittles."

'I have her registered in a pre-med nursery program.'

I can't decide what to read, Gourmet or Weight Watchers.

Adam and Eve - Food scares

After 73 days, the coconut would finally be his.

"With the latest in GPS technology embedded into my phone, who needs a map anymore?"

"I didn't know it was poison ivy. It didn't have any warning labels."

Shrink

"All these vitamins and nutrients, plus it makes it own sauce! We should be eating this!"

"It's one mile as the crow flies, ten miles as the lost hiker bushwhacks."

"Now this is how to enjoy the fall colours!"

"Wheatgrass is highly effective at neutralizing joy."

'We don't need helicopter vision, Manfred. We need a helicopter.'