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"I'm starting a new diet today. Let's go out for ice cream to celebrate."

Fat Free/Gluten Free/Flavour Free

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

Bad for you but to die for

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

"Tour de Frank"

Before/After

"Are these prices?" "No, that's our Calorie-fixe menu."

"I'm sure he said to meet him near the cactus."

Fishing direction sign.

'Listen up troop. We're going on a treasure hunt.'

I can hear growling, but I can't see the bear.

"And up ahead is a place called, 'portage'."

'Frank, I think it's about time you bought another pair of boots.'

You Are Here...Your Nearest Wi-FI Signal Is Here.

Canadian Canoe.

'So much for your internal compass.'

'I have her registered in a pre-med nursery program.'

"Now this is how to enjoy the fall colours!"

"With the latest in GPS technology embedded into my phone, who needs a map anymore?"

"All these vitamins and nutrients, plus it makes it own sauce! We should be eating this!"

Adam and Eve - Food scares

"I didn't know it was poison ivy. It didn't have any warning labels."

"It's one mile as the crow flies, ten miles as the lost hiker bushwhacks."

Shrink

After 73 days, the coconut would finally be his.

"Wheatgrass is highly effective at neutralizing joy."

'We don't need helicopter vision, Manfred. We need a helicopter.'

Number Phobia.

Wild, Wacky, Wild and Wacky