Quirky Choice Enthusiast Mugs

Vending machine has options of THIS, THAT, HEM HAW.

"You know how it is, one minute I'm selling insurance in South Dakota and the next minute I have a hook for a hand. How about you?"

Hats and Food

'This wine is dreadful - try some.'

"He'll never grow out of it. It's made of rubber."

"And remember, woman... I'm the one who wears the sassy pastel yellow toreador pants in the family!"

The Comfiest Hombre in the West

Football Crazy strip six

Imagine

"Rob is a functioning train wreck."

Ice Cream Flavors

'The Entrecote a la Bordelaise? It's stuff on a plate.'

"I'd like a wine that was born in France and then bummed around California."

"You might call it shoplifting officer, but I prefer to think of it as foraging."

"Derek has re-invented himself."

Seven deadly sins store

'I hear voices again! Buy! Buy! Buy!'

"Great coaching is about emphasising the positive...."

Blue wine

Hats

"I can't help you with your chronic whistling. You don't need a psychiatrist, you need a musicologist!"

"I'm working on a watercolor."

'It helps to be a little crazy to work here, but you're overqualified.'

One size fits all

"Look what I got! A 14K gold-played chain steering wheel! It only cost $169!"

"We have a Sauvignon Blanc to refresh your palate or a lick of this toad to obliterate your sense of self."

Circus News

I wonder if they have these in an eighteen...

'Dr Seuss is awarded a PHD.'

'I presume you're here seeking a nice male troll?'

"The inspector's not getting older. He's getting odder."

"Can I overwhelm you with a menu?"