Choices Admirer Pillows

Which magazine?

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

Cut!

If nobody had invented graphics

Early Colour TV

-Sorry about yesterday, I was ill! -You didn't look ill when I saw you at the races! -You didn't see me after the fifth leg!

"Some fitting room. Nothing fits!"

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

Cupcake Excitement Scale

'My ultimate goal is to do product promo in a popular Super Bowl T.V ad.'

'Ok, Bachelor number 2: What's your idea of a perfect first date?'

Snow is falling...

Hillary Clinton

"Sir, our hood ornament is slowing us down."

'Then, for some reason, sales dropped right off.'

'Of course it's sold so well, every time I hide my wife's copy she buys another.'

'I prefer Brand X myself.'

Nelson Mandela

'You've been drinking again.'

Martin Luther King Jr.

"Any one of these will make the company even richer."

A businessman watches as a girl walks past carrying a balloon with his face on it.

'Put together beautifully. . . all you need now is some books.'

Elevator dilemma.

I Love Winter!

"Play the old Winston jingle."

Sidney comes to the end of life's motorway

"The Hatchback of Notre Dame."

"What kind of moviemaking do we want to reinforce?"

'The shows will look the same, but the commercials appear in 3-D high definition.'

"I notice the Apaches are using a new font."

"Can I overwhelm you with a menu?"

Brexit

Old Man Winter

Patterned chick hatching from a Faberge egg.