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'The pastries are good, but I'd stay away from that cheese.'

"And the cheese in your omelette? Cheddar, Brie, aged Gouda, Morbier, Torta del Casar, Double Gloucester, Époisses, Shropshire blue, or American?"

"When I was your age. I was really smelly."

The wonderful world of cheese.

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

"Hoskins, try saying 'profits are up' without the finger quotes, okay?"

"Great plan. Could we get some more details?"

"I feel like we are the polyester of dairy products."

The Main Types of Cheese

"Yes, we have blue cheese. Do you want it in electric, sky or navy blue?"

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

Easter Island Cheeseheads

"It was a cheese and wine party but the mice got there first!"

I love Cannelloni

"Is it true Dad...is the Earth really made of bleu cheese?"

'Now this is exactly what I was referring to when I talked about 'scope creep'.'

"I will now fend off questions from the audience."

"For cryin' out loud, Frank, we don't have all day! Cut to the cheese!"

"My smelly French cheese is much better than your Canadian beef."

'I'm sorry, your cheese has not matured enough!'

'Brie okay?.' 'Very runny.'

"Of course I love you more than cheese. What a silly question. In fact, cheese and I are just friends. Nothing's going on between cheese and me."

Stratigraphy

Around here it got a little tricky...

"And then, suddenly, it was 3 P.M., and she hadn't really got anything done."

The worm that churned!

Cheese Pile

'I don't care if you are a big banana, I'm the big cheese around here!'

Pizza with Extra Extra Cheese.

The Shakespeares Dine Out.

Cheese Secret

Mitch Lee, kung-fondue master.

Bad news, boss. The rat race is out of cheese!

Studying String Cheese Theory

'Well, ex-CU-U-Use ME!'