Cheese Platter Visionary T-Shirts

'So there I was, alone in the aisle, heart pounding, without a bloody clue as to what wine I should bring our hosts.'

The wonderful world of cheese.

Queen of Quinoa

The Main Types of Cheese

Give quiche a chance!

The man who invented the wheel/The man who patented the wheel.

Veggie Hall of Fame.

'Dad, you know that I'd never buy a pet that eats meat. Luckily, I found a guy who sold me the World's only vegetarian dog!'

'Because Thanksgiving is about a bountiful harvest. That's why we have to eat all these vegetables.'

Vegetarian Nightmare.

Children's Dream Dinners: Superhero Special

"My mom is a vegetarian, so she doesn't bring home the bacon. She brings home kale and quinoa."

"No. I wouldn't 'like to see the cheese menu'. And I don't appreciate the stereotyping!"

Pavement Artist

Taken genetic engineering too far

September: All the familiar signs of harvest are with us once more.

'The Ailing Matisse tries cutting out meat and dairy products.'

"How much longer on your visionary gnocchi, Stefano?"

"I promise you. One day granite kitchens will be the in thing."

'They send you into the ketchup department? HA! I'M going into pizza!'

Perfect Match

'No, you can't complain to the waiter about the vegetables floating in your soup. It's vegetable soup!'

'No, you can't turn your vegetables into bio-fuel.'

The Salvador Deli

"Wow, you've got to try this combination."

Your life is in great danger...

'Mom, your diet says you can eat all the vegetables you want. Wow! A diet without vegetables!'

Pottery

"I remember when we wouldn't buy the bent knobbly ones. Now we pay twice as much for them."

'I'm in a lot of trouble, but it's worth it. There's not enough dirt left to grow spinach.'

Dreams of Spring...

"Do we HAVE to be omnivores?"

We've been working on them in the wind tunnel...