Cheese Platter Visionary Gifts

'So there I was, alone in the aisle, heart pounding, without a bloody clue as to what wine I should bring our hosts.'

The wonderful world of cheese.

The Main Types of Cheese

Queen of Quinoa

Give quiche a chance!

The man who invented the wheel/The man who patented the wheel.

Veggie Hall of Fame.

'Dad, you know that I'd never buy a pet that eats meat. Luckily, I found a guy who sold me the World's only vegetarian dog!'

'Because Thanksgiving is about a bountiful harvest. That's why we have to eat all these vegetables.'

Vegetarian Nightmare.

Children's Dream Dinners: Superhero Special

"My mom is a vegetarian, so she doesn't bring home the bacon. She brings home kale and quinoa."

Pavement Artist

If we build raised beds and a compost bin now

"No. I wouldn't 'like to see the cheese menu'. And I don't appreciate the stereotyping!"

Taken genetic engineering too far

September: All the familiar signs of harvest are with us once more.

'The Ailing Matisse tries cutting out meat and dairy products.'

"How much longer on your visionary gnocchi, Stefano?"

Perfect Match

'They send you into the ketchup department? HA! I'M going into pizza!'

"I promise you. One day granite kitchens will be the in thing."

'No, you can't complain to the waiter about the vegetables floating in your soup. It's vegetable soup!'

'No, you can't turn your vegetables into bio-fuel.'

Your life is in great danger...

"Wow, you've got to try this combination."

'Mom, your diet says you can eat all the vegetables you want. Wow! A diet without vegetables!'

Pottery

The Salvador Deli

'So, that's settled - the eyes have it!'

"I remember when we wouldn't buy the bent knobbly ones. Now we pay twice as much for them."

'I'm in a lot of trouble, but it's worth it. There's not enough dirt left to grow spinach.'

"Do we HAVE to be omnivores?"

Dreams of Spring...

We've been working on them in the wind tunnel...