Cheese Boards Mugs

'The pastries are good, but I'd stay away from that cheese.'

"And the cheese in your omelette? Cheddar, Brie, aged Gouda, Morbier, Torta del Casar, Double Gloucester, Époisses, Shropshire blue, or American?"

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

"When I was your age. I was really smelly."

The wonderful world of cheese.

"Hoskins, try saying 'profits are up' without the finger quotes, okay?"

"Great plan. Could we get some more details?"

"I feel like we are the polyester of dairy products."

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

"Yes, we have blue cheese. Do you want it in electric, sky or navy blue?"

Easter Island Cheeseheads

The Main Types of Cheese

I love Cannelloni

"It was a cheese and wine party but the mice got there first!"

"Is it true Dad...is the Earth really made of bleu cheese?"

'Now this is exactly what I was referring to when I talked about 'scope creep'.'

"I will now fend off questions from the audience."

"For cryin' out loud, Frank, we don't have all day! Cut to the cheese!"

"My smelly French cheese is much better than your Canadian beef."

'Brie okay?.' 'Very runny.'

'I'm sorry, your cheese has not matured enough!'

"Of course I love you more than cheese. What a silly question. In fact, cheese and I are just friends. Nothing's going on between cheese and me."

Stratigraphy

Around here it got a little tricky...

"And then, suddenly, it was 3 P.M., and she hadn't really got anything done."

The worm that churned!

Cheese Pile

Pizza with Extra Extra Cheese.

Cheese Secret

Bad news, boss. The rat race is out of cheese!

Studying String Cheese Theory

'Well, ex-CU-U-Use ME!'

Mitch Lee, kung-fondue master.

"I'm now too old to produce milk, and I can't afford to retire as yet, so I've had to diversify..."