Cheeseboard Aficionado Mugs

The wonderful world of cheese.

"And the cheese in your omelette? Cheddar, Brie, aged Gouda, Morbier, Torta del Casar, Double Gloucester, Époisses, Shropshire blue, or American?"

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

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"Your son is asking a lot of questions about the giant hands in the sky that controls everything."

"I feel like we are the polyester of dairy products."

"Yes, we have blue cheese. Do you want it in electric, sky or navy blue?"

French wine

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

'How about a game of cards?'

The Main Types of Cheese

'If your calculations are correct, this completely revolutionizes everything we thought we knew about why chalk squeaks on a blackboard!'

Cheese

"Is it true Dad...is the Earth really made of bleu cheese?"

"It was a cheese and wine party but the mice got there first!"

I love Cannelloni

"For cryin' out loud, Frank, we don't have all day! Cut to the cheese!"

'No, really, go ahead. You know me - I'm all about the journey, not the food pellet!'

'Brie okay?.' 'Very runny.'

"Whine and cheezed party."

"What kind of biscuits are they?"

"De l'huile bouillante, pas du fromage fondu!"

Man mourns the loss of his king after being checkmated.

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'I'm sorry, your cheese has not matured enough!'

"Damnit—Every game ends in stalemate."

'This must be heaven, because you sure look like an angel....'

"Of course I love you more than cheese. What a silly question. In fact, cheese and I are just friends. Nothing's going on between cheese and me."

"It's going to be huge! Cheese-flavored vodka!"

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