Skateboarding Admirer T-Shirts

Dog on a skateboard holding a balloon with the number 9

"He might not have got the job with Google, but they weren't going to stop Brian skateboarding to the office."

Night of the Zombonies.

'She hasn't advanced to figure eights yet.'

"I go that extra mile!"

Skateboard

A man looking askance at a child on a tank-like skateboard

Skateboard Sidewalk Surfer

Skate Bored

'Mary, hold my calls. And bring my board.'

'I'd kill for concrete.'

Thin Ice

No Skateboard. No Slouching.

"Congratulations, dad! You won for 'Most Imaginative Maneuver' on a skateboard!"

"You're pathetic."

Beat me, kick me, make me do story problems.

"Let's look for spots and then talk about what we would've done on 'em 10 years ago."

Corporate Image

Skateboard Olympics.

"The increase in our budget has allowed you the luxury of a company vehicle. Enjoy."

"What sort of a Mall is this anyway?"

Snakeboarding.

"To be honest, it was a matter of finding something to do after I gave up alcohol."

"Gas prices have forced the pastor to economize."

Skating along

"Your dad’s right — this is way better than watching TV."

Skateboard Park. Lessons Available. The instructor taught me all I need to know in ten minutes. He said "forget it."

Let's do it.'

Cleaning service on skates.

Penguins - one is skating.

'Wow, thanks for finding my skateboard, daddy!'

"Skaters gonna skate."

"I've estimated that I've given you over $100,000 in tech-support over the years. Since you're my dad, I'll give you a discount. I'll take a skateboard."

Skateboarder discovers his local 'Skate Park' is occupied by parked flatfish.

'This week he took me skateboarding. I think my inner child's trying to kill me.'