Cheeseboard Gifts

Immature cheese pulling a face

"When I was your age. I was really smelly."

The wonderful world of cheese.

Cheers For The Hollyhock Middle School Chess Team

"Your son is asking a lot of questions about the giant hands in the sky that controls everything."

Easter Island Cheeseheads

'And this is Allan...he's the brain in the family!'

Sweep the board.

"You moved two spaced and then one space to the side? Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, that sure sounds illegal."

'Yeah, I know your idea of heaven is to play golf all day, but all we have is shuffleboard!'

To attract a bigger audience, the world chess federation allow fans to distract an opponent when it's his move.

'Upgrades? Yes, we've programmed it to excrete a few drops of water if it should lose a chess match. You know - tears.'

Man mourns the loss of his king after being checkmated.

'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'

"Damnit—Every game ends in stalemate."

'I think they're up to something.'

Target your message

'I don't think there's any hope for my golf game.'

Cheese Pile

"Frankly, we’re concerned about your checkered past."

Prawn Amend

Man and brain

"The Captain really, really hates losing at shuffleboard."

A gorilla plays chess with his keeper.

'Checkmate I think!'

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

Peer-reviewed journal publication.

Cheese Secret

'Checkmate!'

"Damn it, Gwendolyn, you know when you married me I only moved one square at a time."

'I can not get this game, the pieces all move like cats.'

Existential Risk

'Thanks for having us and I'm really sorry about the cheeseball. Honestly, I didn't realise I was meant to share it.'

AIDS prevention

Bee Chess